HUMORLESS AND UNFUNNY

Things to do in California:

  • Go to a bar, wait til there is a bunch of drunk people.
  • Play Bro Hymn.
  • Realize Pennywise is from California and that song was played religiously for 10 years (and is still played often) and drunk people love going “WOOOOOAHHHHH WOOOOAHHHHOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHOOOOO WOOOOOAH WOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH”
Millencolin - No Cigar
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machinegun3:

No Cigar - Millencolin

peckanpie:

Thanks s8-10 for finding this gem.Currently a win pose, but seems more like a time out.Not sure who to credit, but they did a wonderful job.

peckanpie:

Thanks s8-10 for finding this gem.

Currently a win pose, but seems more like a time out.

Not sure who to credit, but they did a wonderful job.

magicalshopping:

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Please don’t remove the text (◕‿◕✿)
guezadilla:

Quick sketch portrait of Katsuyori Shibata, my fav wrestler from puroresu

guezadilla:

Quick sketch portrait of Katsuyori Shibata, my fav wrestler from puroresu

Will you be making any jack o lanterns this year?

nope

My partner and I have been trying to name this brand for like, a week and a half and still have NOTHING.

This semester has taught me the importance of making presentations. Which I took over for one of the classes cause I have some nicer typefaces than my partner. So she just writes text, sends it to me, then reads over the pdfs I send her. The first one is for sustainable packaging, it’s really spready outted.

You know I’m surprised, the second presentation isn’t 40 pages long it’s only 28.

My typography professor is this like internationally recognized type dude in the graphic design field from Northern England and the other day I was like, “Yeah the chick at Plastic Depot was friendly and helpful she-“

I’m stopped, cause he goes, “Excuse me, but did you just say chick?”
And I’m like, “Yeah?”
And he’s like, “You call people chicks?”
And the whole class stares at him at this time and is like, “Yeah you can call ladies a chick. That’s, part of the slang around here.”

He’s been here for years but apparently he just never casually hears a super Californian accent.

josiahfiles:

trying to present simple concepts that work best with a casual/unplanned atmosphere in a polished illustration

josiahfiles:

trying to present simple concepts that work best with a casual/unplanned atmosphere in a polished illustration

"I will not draw porn, mechs, anything that seems morally off to me." Wait... Mechs are morally off?!

yes

hey i wont be having any income for a while but I'd like to help anyway can I mail you monopoly money or perhaps bitcoin?
Anonymous

wow Jesse with the A+ troll