Cool dude with shades. Shining Finger. Dudes get in mechs and back in jr high i knew a chick who really liked gundam and I was like “That’s dumb!” There’s a giant one in Japan. BUt dudes in mechs fight. A lot. In space. To sell those little build kit things.
Well, Big Brother Is Watching Them that’s for sure. ohohoho, also mostly 12 year olds who yell sexist things at me over XBL which is why I stopped paying for XBL because fuck the people who aren’t my XBL friends.
I honestly consider it a sign of someone I don’t want to talk to. My experience and offhand distance viewing of them has been nothing but “wow those people sure are immature.” And I dress up in a rashguard and go to bars to mock old dues while playing pool
The 40K one is pretty dead on. It's a shame because as juvenile as the whole thing is it's really entertaining and actually spawned some really awesome sci-fi novels that no one pays attention to because they have the 40K name attached. But yeah man, a lot of of the players wind up enforcing a lot of really terrible nerd stereotypes. Part of the reason I stopped playing. Also because it costs a fucking fortune and fuck that shit, I got photo gear to buy, not $75 plastic models.
Like 75% of the dues I talk to have played Warhammer one time I’m not even kidding you’re all fucking nerds.
LEAGUE, uh full of terrible people apparently? According to screenshots. People like buying weird sexualized outfits for their waifus. It’s aronym is LOL which is basically my response when people ask me if I play it. LOL, NO. Pay to get extra stuff shit? Don’t pretend you’re free, you’re fake free game. Fake free.
My first boyfriend sat with me as I played through MGS4 and literally explained everything in the game to me as I played. He explained characters, the backstory, answered questions I asked. He was a fucking encyclopedia of information.
Everyone strikes fashion poses and there’s no way it’ll come to the states because OH BOY THOSE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS. Also supposedly those guys are teenagers?? But they look like they’re from Fight Of The North Star.
HE DOES NOT I WILL FIGHT HIM. OR I WOULD IF MGO STILL EXISTED. mgs1 is originally on the ps1, but there was a gamecube remake by silicon knights where solid snake did a ton of flips for absolutely no reason it was incredible
I knew that it was on psx, i knew it was a remake on gamecube. Nothing you told me was new here because again, my first boyfriend likes MGS more than you. I heard so much and cared so little.
It all basically goes down to George Lucas should not deal with Star Wars because it’s way cooler when he’s not involved. The force is everywhere, dark side and light side. I wish I had a light saber. They seem handy.
People die a lot unless they’re good, then they die a few times because you die in Dark Souls. You die at the beginning of the game and fight all sorts of dudes and you can play online with others and do weird things.
don’t trust messages in the game.
Praise the sun! That seems important because that’s all I’ve ever seen.
Blood and skulls, space is crazy. FOR THE EMPEROR!
Everyone dies terrible deaths? There is a table top game, a shitload of people play it. The guys who work at that store are awkward nerds who fulfill stereotypes. painting figures is hard and takes forever and everyone wishes they had more size 0 brushes.
I’ve dated so many dudes who like metal gear though (see like probably all of them).
Back in the day the government did some shit in Russia, The Boss (at the time) was a badass lady who kicked ass and Ocelot made weird noises (but in truth HE WAS ADAM) and there was a chick named Eve who liked unzipping her clothes and going vroom vroom. After doing some shit in Russia, Naked Snake, the father of all snakes, ends up killing our badass lady The Boss and because the government is smart the rename Naked Snake Big Boss.
Big Boss does some crazy shit all over the place, he is the best stealth.
Clones, clones everywhere. THree clones. Three Snakes. Solid, Liquid, and Liquidous. Solid Snake kills Liquid. Ocelot lost an art, gained liquids. Arms control brains? Oh and Rex was there. Oil thing in ocean, cool badass lady with a giant gun. Raiden was naked for a while. Snake has a beard, that is important.
Gamecube version. I forgot, ocelot pisses himself and like anime. Everyone he loves dies.
Scott DeWitt: they kind of look like mole crickets Scott DeWitt: wow. I never realized how much mole crickets looked like penises before. Naff: i don’t Scott DeWitt: there’s a sentence for the refridgerator
[12:59:33 AM] Scott DeWitt: http://kglobal.com/images/uploads/blog/Mole_cricket.jpg [12:59:47 AM] Naff: THAT’ TERRIFYING [12:59:52 AM] Scott DeWitt: hahahaha [12:59:52 AM] Naff: IT LOOKS LIKE A LOBSER CRICKET [12:59:58 AM] Naff: DICk [1:00:04 AM] Naff: LOBSTER CRICKET DICK [1:00:10 AM] Scott DeWitt: I’m dying [1:00:22 AM] Scott DeWitt: hahaha oh my god
You don’t have to link to the lobster cricket dick. >:(
i cant stop laughing at that the fault in our stars clip like hes buying cigarettes and never smoking them as a metaphor??? bitch if you gonna be pretentious find a way to do it for free dont make yourself broke
IF YOU HAD READ THE BOOK YOU’D KNOW THAT ONE PACKET HAS LASTED HIM 3 YEARS YOU TWAT
alSO iF YOU HAd read the book, what would you expect of him??? oh no he’s pretentious??/? THAT IS HIM. AUGUSTUS WATERS IS PRETENTIOUS, yes hes annoying as hell and we all feel like we want to smack him in the mouth for existing but that is his character and THAT IS HOW HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
And he’s a frickin cancer survivor without a leg. if uSING CIGARETTES AS A METAPHOR HELPS HIM GET BY FECKING LET HIM DO HIS THING